Office Punk
I’m restless again. We were supposed to be heroes…we were supposed to change the world…
Instead here we are desperately trying to cope with the thousands of small disjointed everyday stuff, just barely breaking through the enormity of what we ought to do.
I’m thinking of a prank, it’s my substitute for a bullet and a gun.
I had so much fun watching Ms. M try to find out what’s wrong with her PC when i changed her IP address. But i can’t do that again.
I’m thinking of moving all our supplies out of the stock room. That would be fun, but it would require a lot of preparation…plus i think it’s a punishable offense. Would it be worth the laugh?
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Tita Chong suggested i put something icky inside the ref but it might kill somebody (coz, we know some people would eat anything). I’m thinking of throwing away all the tapes so we won’t have to do transcription…such a midless time consuming task.
March 18th, 2006 at 8:15 am
try scattering used staple wires everywhere… i know you have a collection.
leave chewed gum on boring people’s seats… but put one in yours so they wouldn’t think it’s you (just make sure to coat that gum with baby oil so it won’t stick to your seat & to your stuff).
post something terrible inside one CR cubicle of your office.
leave food inside a cabinet & let it rot for 2 weeks. have them all hunting for that mysterious odor.